How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb

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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy!
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover….
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Yorkshire Terrier: I’m over qualified, have the boxer do it!
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
Schnauzer: Bark bark bark. Mom, the light bulb is out…bark bark bark bark… MOM! I said the light bulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark… MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN’T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
Shih Tzu: Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.