I’m Trying To Be A Good Dog

(Author unknown)being a good dog

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

One thought on “I’m Trying To Be A Good Dog”

  1. Now THAT (especially the last one, as I also have a cat and can totally relate) was funny, thanks for the tears of laughter :)

Leave a Reply